{"content":"😹 BREAKING: Elon Musk Tries to Buy the MOON... Again! 🌕💰🚀 In a move that shocked literally no one, Elon reportedly offered 1 BILLION Dogecoin to NASA to officially rename the Moon to "Muskland." When asked why, he casually replied: 🧠 "I’ve got Twitter, Tesla, and SpaceX... felt like the Moon was just sitting there looking unbranded." NASA declined. The Moon responded: 🌝 “I’m not ready for that kind of relationship.” MOON POLL TIME! 🌑✨ If Elon did own the Moon, what would be his first move? 👇 Sound off in the comments! A. ⚡ Tesla Supercharger (for lunar roadsters?) B. 🐶 Doge Mining Rig (to the moon, literally) C. 🛠️ Mars-Moon Tunnel (Uber ride to Mars?) D. 🖼️ Meme Museum (curated by X itself)","images":["https://d2kdcqywr8ua22.cloudfront.net/uploadfile/article/blog/2025062025/06/02/b16b31cfb160415cb1dc36fac573a166.jpg"],"tags":[],"tradingPairs":["DOGE/USDT"],"quotearticleid":0}