{"content":"White House Just Dropped a Crypto Report... and It’s Giving 'Strict Parent Energy' The White House Digital Asset Report is here, and it's not just a bedtime story for regulators. It covers everything from tax rules, energy use, and even CBDCs (yep, your crypto might get a government twin). They're trying to balance innovation with control, but let’s be real, it kinda feels like your parents discovering your secret stash of Dogecoin. 🚫 Regulation is coming. ✅ But so is mass adoption. Do you see this as protection... or panic mode? Sound off in the comments! #WhiteHouseDigitalAssetReport ","images":["https://d2kdcqywr8ua22.cloudfront.net/uploadfile/article/blog/2025072025/07/31/63fe2154b09342a0b447b6feff933e5c.png"],"tags":[],"tradingPairs":["DOGE/USDT"],"quotearticleid":0}