🚨🇺🇸 𝐔.𝐒. 𝐆𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎
Criptonicks
Updated at: 2 hours ago
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📰 According to Kalshi prediction markets, there’s now a 56% chance the U.S. government will shut down this year.
💥 Translation for crypto folks:
Uncle Sam might rug the government.
TradFi bros: “We’re doomed!”
Crypto degens: “Shutdown = more time to trade memecoins, let’s gooo! 🚀”
👀 Chuck Schumer out here like:
“Include healthcare or we let it die.”
Meanwhile, Congress playing chicken with the economy… 🐔💸
🤡 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐬:
U.S. Gov: “We’re decentralized now, good luck.”
Bitcoin: “I don’t care, I’ve been shutting down banks since 2009.”
ETH: “LFG, more chaos = more transactions = more burn 🔥”
Stablecoins: “You still trust me, right? 😅”
⚡ 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲:
When the government can’t guarantee uptime, maybe it’s time to trust blockchains that don’t go offline.
#USGovernment
#usa
#FedRateCut25bps
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