{"content":"🚨 TRUMP’S 100% TARIFFS CANCELLED? 🤯 The $2.5 Trillion Misread That Shook the Markets 💥 Trump’s latest “trade war” might’ve been caused by… a fax machine error. 😭 💣 A single misread memo wiped out $2.5 TRILLION from global markets — and triggered one of the biggest crypto liquidations of 2025. Turns out, Trump mistook China’s “export controls” for a total export ban — then hit back with a 100% tariff threat that sent both stocks 📉 and crypto 💀 into freefall. Hours later, Beijing clarified: > It was a regulation, not a ban. 😬 Now, the U.S. is backpedaling hard — JD Vance doing PR damage control, markets still bleeding, and traders still counting losses. 💡 Lesson: One bad headline can move trillions. Not fundamentals — just chaos, ego, and poor reading comprehension. 🤡 “The Orange Wizard of Tariffs” — special skill: instantly halves your portfolio. #TrumpTariffs #CryptoCrash #MarketRecovery #BTC #ETH ","images":["https://d35imkjvkj28kt.cloudfront.net/uploadfile/article/blog/2025102025/10/13/212de85df2df88242ebd4ebca81bb344.jpg"],"tags":[],"tradingPairs":["ETH/USDT"],"quotearticleid":0}